Love is not
something you see.
everything to me.
It's needing to
have you in my life,
So much that I
made you my wife.
A: Doctor, will
I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of
A: Great! I
me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is
Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I
am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Two cows are standing
in a field.
One says to the
other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one
says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
I do my detention online?"
A kind of tree
can you carry in your hand?
A cowboy rode
into town on Friday, stayed 2 days, then rode out of town on Friday. How did he
All of Jenny’s
pets are dogs except one, and all of her pets are cats except one. How many
cats and dogs does Jenny have?
not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.’ –W.B. Yeats
not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.’ –Jacques Barzun
‘A teacher is
one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.’ –Thomas Carruthers
the story, back in the days when computers were vast room-filling machines
containing hundreds of moving parts, one of the earliest recorded malfunctions
was caused by an insect making its home on one of the delicate mechanisms
inside—and hence, all computer malfunctions since have been known as bugs.
tale apparently has its roots in an incident recorded in London’s Pall Mall
Gazette in 1889, which described how Thomas Edison spent two consecutive nights
trying to identify "a bug in his phonograph"—"an
expression," the article explained, "for solving a difficulty, and
implying that some imaginary insect has secreted itself inside and is causing
all the trouble." All in all, it appears the original computer bug was
sadly a metaphorical one.
Answers to the
1: Answer: A
2: Answer: His
horse is named Friday!
Jenny has one cat and one dog!