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Now We Are Six

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Now We Are Six

“Now We Are Six”

Short Poem

When I was One,

I had just begun.

When I was Two,

I was nearly new.

When I was Three

I was hardly me.

When I was Four,

I was not much more.

When I was Five,

I was just alive.

But now I am Six,

I’m as clever as clever,

So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.

by: A. A. Milne

 

 

Jokes

1

Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.

Maria: This is it.

Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did!

 

2

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

 

Officer: You were speeding.

Man: No, I wasn’t.

Officer: Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.

Man: But I wasn’t speeding.

Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a dumb?

Officer: Yes, you would.

Man: What if I just thought that you were?

Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.

Man: Fine, I think you’re a dumb!

 

3

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”

The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”

 

 

Cartoon

 

Riddles

1

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?

2

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

3

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

 

Quotations

1

“Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master.” (Leonardo da Vinci)

2

“Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.” (Will Rogers)

3

“The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.” (Martin Luther King, Jr.)

 

 

Answers to the Riddles     

1: Answer: The letter “M.”

2: Answer: C (sea).

3: Answer: Short (Short-er).

 

References

Short story: http://entropy2.com/blogs/100words/page/2/

Jokes: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes.html

Riddles: https://www.fluentu.com/blog/educator-english/riddles-for-esl-students/

Cartoon: https://larrycuban.wordpress.com/2020/03/21/cartoons-about-online-learning/

Quotations: https://www.brainyquote.com/lists/topics/top-10-education-quotes

 

 

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